This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
You have to summon your inner elephant
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
i believe in u and ur pee
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Randomize
