isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Dicks are not precious.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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