She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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