we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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