Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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