i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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