I wish I could teleport
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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