I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Randomize
