it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
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