Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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