North Korea, Best Korea!
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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