wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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