Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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