i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
i just google imaged poop.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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