So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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