doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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