She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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