were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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