Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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