So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
