Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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