he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Randomize
