I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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