i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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