Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
I love you.
Bad choice
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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