hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
My dick has a subreddit
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
Randomize
