I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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