tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
Randomize
