never play flip cup with pint glasses
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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