Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Randomize
