Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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