Dual....:-)
i just wanna soil my oats bro
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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