can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
either way he was missing a nipple.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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