I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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