I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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