I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Rumble strips road head = magical
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I'm really busy with my period
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