: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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