its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
It's shark week go big or go home
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
You did what with his pubic hair?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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