Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
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