He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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