There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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