apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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