That's when you crack a 10am beer
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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