belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
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