I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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