He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
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