We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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