I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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