I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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