What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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